Dr. Seuss Learns Greek

You've got to read this. Tyler Williams posted earlier on Abbot and Costello learning Hebrew, but this is much better; maybe because I hadn't heard it before:

"Do you like to study Greek?

I do not like to study Greek
Whoever does becomes a geek.

Will you study here? or there?

I will not study here or there
I will not study anywhere.

Would you study in your room?

Not in my room
Not in a tomb
Not here or there
Not anywhere
I do not want to study Greek
I do not want to be a geek.

Would you study at a table?
Would you, would you, if you’re able?...

It goes on...read it at Tyler's blog.