More on the broken Mugs

Charles over at Awilum has one upped me! His press release is great. Mine seems weak in comparison. Here's an excerpt:

"Archaeologists from Indiana University assert that this is finally the definitive proof that an enclave of people devoted to ancient Near East studies lived in Winona Lake, while archaeologists from Tel Aviv University and the University of Copenhagen state that there never was a group of ANE devotees in the third millenium. Instead, ANE studies flourished in the mid fourth millenium and this interest was retrojected back onto the early third millenium in order to give fourth millenium scholars more prestige."

Who would have thought? Minimalists/Maximalists in 4154 CE!